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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,719thNudest: 3,938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,129th
The Druidic Ravenous Chaps of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pioneering the most advanced pointy sticks out there
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Newcomer
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
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Yaltrani

Population2.638 billion

CapitalDawsongrad
LeaderSalohcin
FaithSalohcinism

CurrencyYaltri Coin
AnimalClown

The Druidic Ravenous Chaps of Yaltrani is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Salohcin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.638 billion Yaltranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dawsongrad. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The strong Yaltranian economy, worth 266 trillion Yaltri Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,156 Yaltri Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', small shoes often wash up on the beach, and maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaltrani's national animal is the Clown, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Salohcinism.

Yaltrani is ranked 223,441st in the world and 6,398th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 28.1423778222 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,719thTop
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Nudest: 3,938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,129thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,226thMost Secular: 4,695thMost Avoided: 6,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,230thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,299thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,475thMost Patriotic: 16,531stMost Authoritarian: 16,645thLargest Retail Industry: 18,851stLargest Black Market: 20,978thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,708th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 155th in the regionNudest: 174th in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 273rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 276th in the regionMost Avoided: 387th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 598th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 682nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 873rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 975th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,020th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yaltrani's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Yaltrani's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Yaltrani, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaltrani, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaltrani, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaltrani, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaltrani, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Yaltrani's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Yaltrani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaltrani, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.

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