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Highest Economic Output: 1,103rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,212th Safest: 1,229th
The Infinite Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Captivus Aem Naeis Hostis
Influence
Vassal
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Infinite Empire of Yallak is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 28.079 billion Yallakians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrandin. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yallakian economy, worth a remarkable 4,915 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,054 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, builders across Yallak are blocked up with orders for new public loos, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yallak's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Yallak is ranked 6,659th in the world and 3rd in Tyrrhenia for Fattest Citizens, with 20.45 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Economic Output: 1,103rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,212thSafest: 1,229thLargest Populations: 1,248thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,858thLowest Crime Rates: 2,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,511thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,003rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,442ndSmartest Citizens: 5,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,129thFattest Citizens: 6,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,818thHighest Average Incomes: 7,566thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,721stLargest Governments: 8,913thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,020thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,450thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,670thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,554thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,696thMost Efficient Economies: 15,178thMost Secular: 15,244thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,876th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yallak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Yallak altered its national flag.
  • : Yallak lodged a message on the Tyrrhenia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Yallak, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Yallak, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yallak, builders across Yallak are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Yallak, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Yallak, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Yallak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Yallak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.

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