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Rudest Citizens: 2,591stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,767th
The Empire of Yentazen and of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Order through strength, law through punishment
Vladimir Nazarbayev
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / RP Czar
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Yaldian Territories

Population1.908 billion

CapitalNew Astana
LeaderVladimir Nazarbayev
FaithYaldic Islam

CurrencyYald trace
AnimalSteppe Eagle

The Empire of Yentazen and of Yaldian Territories is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Nazarbayev with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.908 billion Yaldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Astana. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yaldian Territoriesian economy, worth 298 trillion Yald traces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,666 Yald traces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Yaldian Territories at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, every week is blindness awareness week, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaldian Territories's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yaldic Islam.

Yaldian Territories is ranked 152,837th in the world and 12th in Tidewater for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.02 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Rudest Citizens: 2,591stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,767thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,770thLargest Retail Industry: 6,263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,811thTop
Most Influential: 9,513thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,893rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,756thHighest Average Incomes: 11,741stMost Developed: 13,758thLargest Mining Sector: 14,035thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,101stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,112thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,206thMost Inclusive: 16,401stMost Cultured: 16,478thSmartest Citizens: 16,891stLargest Governments: 17,316th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

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