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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 660thSafest: 1,961stLowest Crime Rates: 2,131st
The Unified Orwellian State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Big Brother Is Watching
0769-381-M
Influence
Superpower
Enforcer Of Rights
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Yahiya

Population7.396 billion

CapitalYahiya City
Leader0769-381-M
FaithAtheism

CurrencyYahi
AnimalOwl

The Unified Orwellian State of Yahiya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 0769-381-M with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.396 billion Yahiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yahiya City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yahiyan economy, worth 940 trillion Yahis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,194 Yahis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Yahiyans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, a soldier's body is a temple, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yahiya's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yahiya is ranked 1,961st in the world and 1st in The TOBOR Confederation for Safest, scoring 142.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 660thSafest: 1,961stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,387thBest Weather: 3,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,792ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,123rdMost Secular: 4,234thHealthiest Citizens: 4,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,649thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,802ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,308thMost Authoritarian: 5,605thLargest Governments: 5,612thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,161stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,928thMost Developed: 6,951stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,489thMost Conservative: 9,903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,926thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,439thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,710thMost Extreme: 17,374thHighest Economic Output: 17,909thMost Influential: 18,536thHighest Average Incomes: 19,751st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yahiya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, Yahiyans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Yahiya City make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, when shaking hands with foreign leaders 0769-381-M wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, Yahiya isn't what it used to be.

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