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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 776th Safest: 2,112th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,625th
The Unified Orwellian State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Big Brother Is Watching
0769-381-M
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Enforcer Of Rights
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Yahiya

Population4.96 billion

CapitalYahiya City
Leader0769-381-M
FaithAtheism

CurrencyYahi
AnimalOwl

The Unified Orwellian State of Yahiya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 0769-381-M with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.96 billion Yahiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yahiya City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yahiyan economy, worth 618 trillion Yahis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,762 Yahis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, visitors to Yahiya are microchipped and must be escorted by a Yahiyan soldier - even to the bathroom, and religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yahiya's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yahiya is ranked 83,107th in the world and 2nd in The TOBOR Confederation for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 982.68 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 776thTop
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Safest: 2,112thLowest Crime Rates: 2,625thBest Weather: 3,391stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,756thMost Secular: 3,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,457thMost Authoritarian: 4,939thHealthiest Citizens: 4,985thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,326thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,447thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,951stLargest Governments: 6,100thMost Pacifist: 6,276thMost Developed: 6,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,621stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,648thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,884thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,094thMost Conservative: 9,555thMost Extreme: 11,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,236thMost Efficient Economies: 14,626thSmartest Citizens: 15,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,605thMost Inclusive: 15,964th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yahiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, visitors to Yahiya are microchipped and must be escorted by a Yahiyan soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in Yahiya, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.

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