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Most Authoritarian: 12,003rdMost Armed: 15,025thMost Devout: 16,756th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
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Yachana

Population281 million

Currencysacer nummus aureus
AnimalFalcon

The Theocracy of Yachana is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 281 million Yachanans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Yachanan economy, worth 8.56 trillion sacer nummus aureuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 30,456 sacer nummus aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall, reddish-brown is the new black, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and Yachana has designated Yachana City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yachana's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yachana is ranked 78,787th in the world and 44th in Caer Sidi for Most Beautiful Environments, with 607.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Authoritarian: 12,003rdMost Armed: 15,025thTop
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Most Devout: 16,756thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,328thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,151st
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, Yachana has designated Yachana City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Yachanan nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, nine out of ten citizens of Yachana answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yachana, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.

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