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Most Devout: 3,718th Largest Black Market: 4,181st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,115th
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All a King should worry about is a receding heir line.
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
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Economy
All-Consuming
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Yaana Noore

Population6.698 billion

CurrencyKing
AnimalHigh Dragon

The Kingdom of Yaana Noore is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.698 billion Yaana Nooreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The all-consuming Yaana Noorean economy, worth 536 trillion Kings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,067 Kings, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and nations that kill a Yaana Noorean can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaana Noore's national animal is the High Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yaana Noore is ranked 47,994th in the world and 1,954th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 172,051.76 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 3,718thLargest Black Market: 4,181stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,016thTop
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Best Weather: 12,626thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,081stMost Cultured: 13,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,771st
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Most Devout: 169th in the regionLargest Black Market: 240th in the regionMost Stationary: 244th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 258th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionMost Influential: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 309th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 475th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 537th in the regionBest Weather: 586th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yaana Noore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, nations that kill a Yaana Noorean can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, it's scientifically provable that Yaana Noorean guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.

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