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Most Devout: 3,748th Largest Black Market: 4,165th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,472nd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
All a King should worry about is a receding heir line.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Yaana Noore

Population7.587 billion

CurrencyKing
AnimalHigh Dragon

The Kingdom of Yaana Noore is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.587 billion Yaana Nooreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The all-consuming Yaana Noorean economy, worth 607 trillion Kings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,110 Kings, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, nations that kill a Yaana Noorean can expect a strongly worded letter, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaana Noore's national animal is the High Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yaana Noore is ranked 157,510th in the world and 5,098th in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -27 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Devout: 3,748thLargest Black Market: 4,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,133rdTop
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Best Weather: 11,664thMost Cultured: 13,342ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,237thMost Stationary: 16,094th
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Most Devout: 172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionLargest Black Market: 234th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 286th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 335th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 486th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 504th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yaana Noore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Yaana Noore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Yaana Noore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, nations that kill a Yaana Noorean can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Yaana Noore, it's scientifically provable that Yaana Noorean guys don't know how to make a woman happy.

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