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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 445th Most Influential: 1,261st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,324th
The CSGO memes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Alt er bedre end kapitalisman!
Amelia Olson
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Political Freedom

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Population1.267 billion

CapitalTwo Rivers
LeaderAmelia Olson

CurrencyCommunist Dollar
AnimalCommunism Leopard

The CSGO memes of Xystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Amelia Olson with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.267 billion Xystopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Two Rivers. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xystopian economy, worth 170 trillion Communist Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,746 Communist Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover Communist Dollars during Arts and Crafts, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xystopia's national animal is the Communism Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xystopia is ranked 112,503rd in the world and 6,604th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 60.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 445thMost Influential: 1,261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,324thMost Secular: 1,703rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,371stMost Authoritarian: 2,978thMost Conservative: 4,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,333rdMost Extreme: 6,338thBest Weather: 6,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,906thHealthiest Citizens: 7,102ndLargest Black Market: 8,271stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,308thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,547thLargest Governments: 15,806thHighest Average Incomes: 16,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,939thSmartest Citizens: 17,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,659th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 100th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 191st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 192nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218th in the regionMost Extreme: 266th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 285th in the regionMost Conservative: 305th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionBest Weather: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 395th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 534th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 552nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 635th in the regionLargest Governments: 687th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 699th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 716th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 825th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 920th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 924th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 944th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 963rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 183 » Aerilia, Siwale, Kyoki Chudoku, Pallaith, Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Ainsworth, Shin-Hachioji, Tharissus, New Sekai, Bothia, Chukstik Illahi, Kelvaros Prime, Q w e r t y, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Teddy, BrightFutures, Kubrostavsria, Unsophisticate, South Grand Mountain, Camarthen, Vazali, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, Colony of lasting Hopes, Venezuelia, Armatoska, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Buckerino, Necromonia, Bayern-Straubing, Felpolandia, Notyoutopia, Arrivederci, Kingdom of Space, Vogonlandia, SchoolHouse Rock, Arquan, New Rivia, The Lancerian Empire, New Lakemba, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Ostrinios, Panama Coalition, The Sanada Clan, Athenian Coalition, Wineclaw, KingT, American MapleStory, and 133 others.Alice Gardens, Chadwin, Universal State Formula, HereIsPotato, Thenaca, Forunte, ThE eNd oF eE, Revolutionary Sealand, Cuyan, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Tianqing, RedRunele, Felhaven, Kek-, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, McMasterdonia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Holy Oranz, Esplandia, Sunto, Victoriaans Nederlands, Bharathvarsh, Thisisname, Che Sana Und, Midds Conia, Xinchao, Phillywob, Republic of Dixie, Unimaginable Doom, Giganato, Renetopia, Indereac Lanx, Krakovhia, Shadowrik, Wisconsota, Kilactic Regeneration, Diodone, Khorazan, Calamazo, Kaschovia, Apetopia, ShortBusCrashed, Englachev, Sylcar, Alarys, Celasur, Nirian Order, The Austro Germanic Union, Wodan, Agrauron, Kwaj, Anima Proxa, Puczovska, The Syca, Azzarel, Harstonia, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Friently, General COE, SillyString, Malvad, Sheppey, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, ABC, Celebia, The Global Socialist Republic, Merconitonitopia, The New Worlds, HMS Unicorn, Lord Ravenclaw, Ausrea, Misthas, Xentherida, Astal Aavors, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Sil Dorsett, Pakistan 001, Kyrianian, The South Falls, Legique, Bridgett, Superior Indonesia, The Greater Danish Order, Zedeya, Illusia and Neverendia, Selfgradatude, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, AdyLand, Aledonigystan, Atheenos, Verees Fri, Moubarakistan, Pop Prorp, Novo England, Prevaland, Frances Francis the First of France, The Russland kingdom, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Rainengrad, Ktyria, Yaris, Kolorland, Morlanka, Alsatian Island, Amestris-Britannia, Sundred, Atain, Canada GR, Xagill, LaKronia, Uthill, Gospel Power, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Nueava Libertalia, Pandessiand, Great Solordia, Vathekia, Natorik, Sea Ghost, Wesley Republic, Omicron Persei V111, Mordant99, Ka Ching, Albacria, Freienland, Benolia, Zyvetskistaahn, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, and Ozstan.

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