The CSGO memes of Xystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Amelia Olson with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.267 billion Xystopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Two Rivers. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Xystopian economy, worth 170 trillion Communist Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,746 Communist Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Students cut up leftover Communist Dollars during Arts and Crafts, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xystopia's national animal is the Communism Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ozstan.
- : Xystopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Republic of Vyazmas.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Republic of Municipality of Baria and Vungtau.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Benolia.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Freienland.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Allied States of Albacria.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The Republic of Ka Ching.
- : Xystopia was endorsed by The United States of Mordant99.
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