The Dechnocracy of Xyrron is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Seiun Kayagon with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.61 billion Xyrronians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iruka. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xyrronian economy, worth 187 trillion Quals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,722 Quals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xyrron's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mado.

Xyrron is ranked 8,549^th in the world and 459^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.56 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.