The Commune of Xyrron is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.091 billion Xyrronians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iruka. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xyrronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,677 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The People's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, too many developers spoil the codebase, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Xyrron's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Humanism.

Xyrron is ranked 35,623^rd in the world and 1,224^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 68.92 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.