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Psychotic Dictatorship
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Xynlandia

Population12.237 billion

CapitalXXXX
Leadersome random guy
Faiththe best religion

CurrencyXynium
AnimalXylophone

The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.237 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,744 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 387,753 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 83,858th in the world and 2,519th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 182 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21stMost Primitive: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60thLowest Crime Rates: 121stHighest Poor Incomes: 198thLargest Black Market: 232ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 337thLargest Governments: 389thMost Subsidized Industry: 561stFattest Citizens: 617thHighest Average Incomes: 832ndMost Avoided: 932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,256thHighest Economic Output: 2,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,147thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,401stMost Conservative: 2,646thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,942ndMost Authoritarian: 2,966thNudest: 4,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,167thMost Efficient Economies: 6,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,171stMost Secular: 10,311thTop
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Most Extreme: 15,524thMost Income Equality: 16,364thLargest Populations: 20,789th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionNudest: 137th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionMost Conservative: 191st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionMost Extreme: 229th in the regionMost Secular: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xynlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, it's scientifically provable that Xynlandian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.

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