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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th Most Ignorant Citizens: 23rd
The Endorse Erinor of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Endorse Erinor!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xynlandia

Population8.746 billion

CapitalXXXX
Leadersome random guy
Faiththe best religion

CurrencyXynium
AnimalXylophone

The Endorse Erinor of Xynlandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.746 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,921 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,067 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and caroling is considered a public disturbance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 402nd in the world and 10th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 101.99 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdMost Primitive: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 56thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79thMost Conservative: 124thHighest Poor Incomes: 159thLowest Crime Rates: 162ndLargest Black Market: 222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 310thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 358thHighest Average Tax Rates: 402ndMost Authoritarian: 485thLargest Governments: 485thFattest Citizens: 714thHighest Average Incomes: 1,041stMost Avoided: 1,287thMost Extreme: 1,670thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,297thNudest: 3,496thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,431stMost Income Equality: 6,577thTop
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Most Secular: 9,886thMost Stationary: 11,067thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,330thMost Influential: 14,965th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionNudest: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 205th in the regionLargest Populations: 240th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 258th in the regionMost Income Equality: 284th in the regionMost Secular: 347th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 382nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 564th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Xynlandian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Xynium treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by some random guy.

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