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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th
The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Stop Reading My Motto!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xynlandia

Population16.365 billion

CapitalXXXX
Leadersome random guy
Faiththe best religion

CurrencyXynium
AnimalXylophone

The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.365 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,821 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 539,051 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by some random guy, there is a dearth of space for new houses, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Xynlandian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 53rd in the world and 4th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 519,980.14 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 22ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25thMost Primitive: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thMost Patriotic: 42ndHighest Poor Incomes: 53rdLowest Crime Rates: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64thLargest Black Market: 121stLargest Governments: 203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 213thHighest Average Incomes: 275thFattest Citizens: 394thMost Avoided: 543rdMost Armed: 696thHighest Economic Output: 838thMost Authoritarian: 996thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,102ndMost Conservative: 1,210thMost Extreme: 1,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,005thTop
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Nudest: 3,984thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,979thMost Efficient Economies: 6,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,333rdMost Income Equality: 7,367thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,964thMost Secular: 19,487th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Extreme: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 49th in the regionMost Conservative: 56th in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164th in the regionLargest Populations: 193rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionMost Income Equality: 368th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 590th in the regionMost Secular: 608th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Xynlandian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by some random guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.

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