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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 184th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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Xyanth

Population38.718 billion

CapitalXyanth City
LeaderJ Noble Daggett

CurrencyDark Net Credit
Animalcat

The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.718 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Xyanthian economy, worth an astonishing 11,674 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,513 Dark Net Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 244,783rd in the world and 26th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Best Weather, with -943 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 184thHighest Economic Output: 332ndLargest Populations: 351stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 432ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 569thMost Avoided: 577thHighest Disposable Incomes: 625thFattest Citizens: 654thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 789thLargest Gambling Industry: 883rdRudest Citizens: 1,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,222ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,230thMost Armed: 1,304thLargest Retail Industry: 1,309thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,474thLargest Mining Sector: 1,497thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,731stMost Stationary: 1,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,058thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,174thHighest Crime Rates: 2,308thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,995thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,366thSmartest Citizens: 4,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,656thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,665thMost Influential: 8,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,891stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,958thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,109thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,807thMost Secular: 14,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,288th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

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