Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd Rudest Citizens: 190th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 233rd
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.489 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 7,174 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,283 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,387,131 per year while the poor average 20,710, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 7,678th in the world and 12th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 23,613.27 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rdRudest Citizens: 190thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 233rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 377thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 396thLargest Populations: 430thHighest Economic Output: 461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 470thLargest Retail Industry: 535thMost Avoided: 540thFattest Citizens: 579thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 863rdMost Armed: 922ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 998thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,680thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,699thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,829thLargest Mining Sector: 2,020thMost Secular: 2,036thHighest Crime Rates: 2,216thHighest Average Incomes: 2,253rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,419thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,573rdSmartest Citizens: 2,651stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,769thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,070thMost Stationary: 3,117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,292ndLargest Black Market: 6,471stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,647thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,678thMost Influential: 8,008thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,357thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,753rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

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