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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st Rudest Citizens: 198th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 240th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.059 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Xyanthian economy, worth a remarkable 7,185 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,056 Dark Net Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,415,297 per year while the poor average 18,632, a ratio of 76.0 to 1.

The tomato-covered corpses that decorate the capital are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 1,030th in the world and 5th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,368.33 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stRudest Citizens: 198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 240thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 400thLargest Populations: 410thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 422ndHighest Economic Output: 480thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 502ndMost Avoided: 576thFattest Citizens: 601stLargest Retail Industry: 681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 800thMost Armed: 969thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,030thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,766thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,823rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,024thLargest Mining Sector: 2,190thHighest Crime Rates: 2,369thHighest Average Incomes: 2,453rdMost Secular: 2,513thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,561stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,725thMost Stationary: 2,803rdSmartest Citizens: 2,900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,195thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,349thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,944thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,862ndLargest Black Market: 7,026thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,028thMost Influential: 8,112thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,620thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,357th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the region

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