The Community of Xuzok is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.36 billion Xuzokians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perr. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Xuzokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,221 trillion Ibanitaius a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,011 Ibanitaius, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, paraplegics are told to walk it off, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xuzok's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Xuzok is ranked 329,777th in the world and 9th in The Great Experiment for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Xuzok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Xuzok, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
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Xuzok, paraplegics are told to walk it off.
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Xuzok, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
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Xuzok, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
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Xuzok, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
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Xuzok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Xuzok, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
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Xuzok, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
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Xuzok, thrift shops are closing their doors.