The Holy Grand Empire of Xusma is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Alexsandr Gryaznov II with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.056 billion Xussmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevidimir. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xussman economy, worth a remarkable 3,103 trillion Imperial Rurs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 280,693 Imperial Rurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government policy is dictated by Eastern Orthodox, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Xussman Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xusma's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Xusma is ranked 4,564^th in the world and 1^st in Xusma Puppet Warehouse for Highest Economic Output, with 3,103 trillion Standard Monetary Units.