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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15thLargest Information Technology Sector: 44thSmartest Citizens: 129th
The Federal Technocracy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
What could possibly go wrong?
Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Xupqeu

Population12.474 billion

CapitalRandomia
LeaderAhmad Wibowo Sukirman

CurrencyXupCoin
AnimalMuffaloo

The Federal Technocracy of Xupqeu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.474 billion Xupqeuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xupqeuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,849 trillion XupCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 388,754 XupCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and the new national anthem passes the Turing Test. Crime is totally unknown. Xupqeu's national animal is the Muffaloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xupqeu is ranked 228,649th in the world and 5,398th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15thLargest Information Technology Sector: 44thSmartest Citizens: 129thMost Secular: 139thMost Efficient Economies: 365thRudest Citizens: 367thHighest Poor Incomes: 417thLargest Governments: 520thMost Rebellious Youth: 541stMost Advanced Public Education: 724thMost Patriotic: 801stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 833rdHighest Average Incomes: 907thMost Inclusive: 933rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,061stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,094thHighest Food Quality: 1,613thSafest: 1,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,824thMost Developed: 1,828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,888thMost Cultured: 2,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,223rdHighest Economic Output: 2,228thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,826thMost Influential: 3,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,941stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,437thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,593rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,876thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,180thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,891stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,470thLargest Mining Sector: 18,841stLargest Retail Industry: 19,438th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 177th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 204th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 235th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 304th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 406th in the regionMost Stationary: 430th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 432nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 525th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xupqeu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Popular Tourist Destinations, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Xupqeuan as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, soldiers are equipped with multi-million XupCoin battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.

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