The Holy Republics of Xoshya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grynn Varaelse with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.8 billion Xoshyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xoshya City. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoshyan economy, worth 187 trillion Xoshyan Vanyirs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,310 Xoshyan Vanyirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Begun the Clone Wars have, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoshya's national animal is the Scallop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Varaelsi.

Xoshya is ranked 54,589^th in the world and 5^th in Panam for Highest Average Incomes, with 104,310.15 Standard Monetary Units.