by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 533rd Most Efficient Economies: 698th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 754th
The New Shortcake Ocelot of
Father Knows Best State
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.823 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The New Shortcake Ocelot of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.823 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,134 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 226,739 Saruns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,569 per year while the poor average 63,672, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", Xorietian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 133,649th in the world and 5,432nd in the Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 55.72 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 533rdMost Efficient Economies: 698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 754thMost Cheerful Citizens: 930thMost Cultured: 1,116thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,118thMost Pacifist: 1,228thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,705thHealthiest Citizens: 2,038thMost Developed: 2,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,150thLowest Crime Rates: 2,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,399thNicest Citizens: 2,527thHighest Economic Output: 2,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,018thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,331stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,332ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,480thSmartest Citizens: 3,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,618thHighest Average Incomes: 3,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,761stLargest Governments: 3,807thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,042ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,651stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,655thMost Devout: 4,659thMost Influential: 5,404thMost Inclusive: 5,702ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,878thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,992ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,739thLargest Populations: 10,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,145thBest Weather: 14,593rdLargest Gambling Industry: 14,619th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Populations: 86th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 113th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 161st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 182nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 247th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 293rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rd in the regionBest Weather: 423rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 486th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 526th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 595th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 604th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 107 » Aleisyr, Jar Wattinree, Monsierron, Catholic Communist Jerusalem, The United Nations Of Democracy, Lachlans Planet, Sassoon, Jeppagui, Ke Nai, Imperium of The Huron, Doing it Rightland, -Ocelot-, Glealian, Chiricstia, Airengard, Cobeidha, Unoka Koi Aino, Samasbhi, East Durthang, The Dunwich Dominion, Northern Frost, Foxotania, Myrth, Clicking the first issue, Gesternsturz, Sassmon, Xandai, Roncapolis, The Eng Eviders, WorryFree, Legonica, Reverent Dusk, Azur, Raeun, The Islands of Colwell, Warlockunion, Athanasivs, Sud-Osten Asia, Tizztopia, Angel-Corp, Stickacia, Lordeh, House Rillarri, Terranexia, Estlandiu, Rophilia, Butwan, Nonconformisto, The Seeker of Power, Kongoalia, and 57 others.Lucrina, Cuatela, The Nox Empire, Anderopia, Pors Mva, Kowtani, Xieren, Warrior Thorin, Momstononistan, The United Federation of Nations, Daravon, Lakosha, Tempest Rimuru, Paladins Rock, Pierconium, Hagal, Ysdar, Laucecius, Demesa, Empector, Cody-America, Terraiustitia, The Galatic Trade Federation, Sad-States, Vyv, The Brawling Titans, Santinka, Republic of Viserys, Astera, The Socialist Peoples Republic of Merka, Republic of the republics, The Two Poles, Badger, The Southern Gulf of Mexico, Islantica, Korhal I, Briton Empire, Tahuriya, Zaolat, Waterana, Dies Island, Japanese Schoolgirls, Rhadland, Migrenia, MeetaLand, Articuno Islands, T3XA5 LONGHORN, Rigsbee, Northern Toxicus, Mayo and Other Condiments, Nova Groofondia, CaveDweller, Welcome to the Pacific, Hynerian, Sentosa Republic, SpanishInquisition, and Furry Things.

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