The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.34 billion Xoriens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 5,762 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,938 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Xorien, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 42^nd in the world and 1^st in the Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 33,708.2 Bank.