The New Shortcake Ocelot of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.823 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,134 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 226,739 Saruns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,569 per year while the poor average 63,672, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", Xorietian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 133,649^th in the world and 5,432^nd in the Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 55.72 Workforce Participation Rate.