Population | 14.007 billion |
Capital | Androssi |
Leader | Kath Zandion Beralis |
Faith | Fate's Mandate |
Currency | Sarun |
Animal | Golden Ocelot |
The Ozelot Prinzessin of Xoriet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.007 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 87.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,229 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,539 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.
Xoriet is ranked 6,958th in the world and 148th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,415.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Xoriet ejected
The Free Land of Isreal But Real from The Pacific.
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Xoriet ejected
The Free Land of Big gay Australia from The Pacific.
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Xoriet was endorsed by
The Pacific Coast Highway of Avakael.
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Xoriet ejected Eat my butt nation from The Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in
Xoriet, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Xoriet, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
- : Following new legislation in
Xoriet, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.
- : Following new legislation in
Xoriet, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
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Xoriet lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Xoriet, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
World Assembly
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