The Herrscher des Endes of Xoriet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.85 billion Xoriens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 6,065 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 305,560 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', the 'sing-a-long with Kath Zandion Beralis' album is a popular souvenir, and the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 233^rd in the world and 7^th in the Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,706.32 tourists per hour.