The New Pacific Ocelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.065 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 4,766 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,300 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Sarun treacle machine, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 43,650^th in the world and 1,498^th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,469.13 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.