by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost Pacifist: 89thMost Developed: 109th
The Prinzessin der Ozelote of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Senator Emeritus
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population22.973 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 22.973 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 7,849 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,672 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and contestants on Xoriet's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 157th in the world and 6th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 256.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost Pacifist: 89thMost Developed: 109thMost Cheerful Citizens: 122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 122ndNicest Citizens: 123rdHealthiest Citizens: 147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150thLowest Crime Rates: 157thMost Compassionate Citizens: 173rdHighest Food Quality: 226thMost Cultured: 237thLargest Welfare Programs: 286thMost Efficient Economies: 287thLargest Governments: 322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 391stMost Advanced Public Education: 392ndLargest Publishing Industry: 408thSmartest Citizens: 414thBest Weather: 424thHighest Poor Incomes: 425thMost Inclusive: 430thMost Beautiful Environments: 639thMost Subsidized Industry: 803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 978thSafest: 1,135thHighest Economic Output: 1,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,235thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,605thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,715thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,736thMost Devout: 1,770thMost Influential: 1,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,868thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,571stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,602ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 6,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,424thLargest Populations: 8,185thMost Patriotic: 10,339thMost Income Equality: 12,876thMost Stationary: 12,970thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,274th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Stationary: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionMost Patriotic: 199th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 330th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 452nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, contestants on Xoriet's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, builders across Xoriet are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.


World Assembly

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