by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 614th Most Efficient Economies: 691st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 704th
The Ozelot Senator of
Father Knows Best State
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.37 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.37 billion Xoritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,414 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,596 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Xoriet has found 7 easter eggs), relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 2,982nd in the world and 69th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 146.33 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 835thMost Pacifist: 887thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 980thMost Cultured: 1,117thMost Developed: 1,550thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,656thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,787thHealthiest Citizens: 1,837thNicest Citizens: 1,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,424thHighest Economic Output: 2,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,791stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,834thSmartest Citizens: 2,982ndLargest Governments: 3,080thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,279thHighest Average Incomes: 3,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,151stMost Inclusive: 4,320thMost Influential: 4,517thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,552ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,604thMost Devout: 5,240thLargest Retail Industry: 5,346thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,684thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,842ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,387thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,954thLargest Populations: 10,159thBest Weather: 10,474thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,736th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 164th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 218th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 277th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 485th in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 584th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 629th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 689th in the region

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