by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16thMost Cheerful Citizens: 361stMost Pacifist: 379th
The New Pacific Ocelot Senator of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.065 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The New Pacific Ocelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.065 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 4,766 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,300 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Sarun treacle machine, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 43,650th in the world and 1,498th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,469.13 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 16thMost Cheerful Citizens: 361stMost Pacifist: 379thMost Developed: 457thMost Efficient Economies: 501stMost Cultured: 521stLongest Average Lifespans: 529thNicest Citizens: 548thLowest Crime Rates: 614thHealthiest Citizens: 623rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 678thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 764thLargest Agricultural Sector: 814thHighest Poor Incomes: 840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 952ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 954thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,013thLargest Governments: 1,143rdSmartest Citizens: 1,254thMost Inclusive: 1,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,817thHighest Economic Output: 1,929thTop
Best Weather: 2,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,305thHighest Average Incomes: 2,442ndMost Influential: 2,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,888thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,181stMost Devout: 3,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,076thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,959thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,340thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,657thLargest Retail Industry: 7,834thLargest Populations: 9,240thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,930thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,044thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,696thMost Stationary: 20,752nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 160th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 220th in the regionMost Stationary: 315th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 345th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 408th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 443rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 630th in the region

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