The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.391 billion Xoritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,421 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,728 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Xoriet has found 7 easter eggs), relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 2,650^th in the world and 44^th in the Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 3,421 trillion Standard Monetary Units.