by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thMost Pacifist: 90thMost Developed: 110th
The Prinzessin der Ozelote of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Senator Emeritus
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population22.939 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 22.939 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 7,834 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,557 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Xoriens won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 127,931st in the world and 3,009th in the Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 56.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thMost Pacifist: 90thMost Developed: 110thMost Cheerful Citizens: 122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 123rdNicest Citizens: 128thHealthiest Citizens: 146thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151stLowest Crime Rates: 161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 175thHighest Food Quality: 226thMost Cultured: 236thMost Efficient Economies: 285thLargest Welfare Programs: 288thLargest Governments: 324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 358thMost Advanced Public Education: 394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 396thLargest Publishing Industry: 403rdSmartest Citizens: 415thHighest Poor Incomes: 425thBest Weather: 428thMost Inclusive: 432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 646thMost Subsidized Industry: 807thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 980thSafest: 1,185thHighest Economic Output: 1,208thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,242ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,538thHighest Average Incomes: 1,600thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,688thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,702ndMost Devout: 1,728thMost Influential: 1,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,864thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,705thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 6,493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,425thLargest Populations: 8,209thMost Patriotic: 10,886thMost Stationary: 13,047thMost Income Equality: 14,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,514th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Stationary: 177th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionMost Patriotic: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 342nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 534th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, glamping Xoriens won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Xoriet was endorsed by The Stratocratic Confederation of Noveira.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, all you have to do is pray to get into Xoriet.


World Assembly

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