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Largest Insurance Industry: 884th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,044th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,170th
The Grand Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Xolox above all.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population8.784 billion

LeaderGrand Empress Marilyn Jeane Targaryen

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalLoxan Bull

The Grand Empire of Xolox is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Empress Marilyn Jeane Targaryen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.784 billion Loxans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xarax. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loxan economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,428 Imperial Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,196,022 per year while the poor average 45,600, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xolox's national animal is the Loxan Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xolox is ranked 146,697th in the world and 48th in Global Federation for Most Influential, scoring 14 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 884thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,044thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,395thLowest Crime Rates: 1,480thHighest Average Incomes: 1,598thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,718thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,762ndLargest Governments: 1,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,859thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,040thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,280thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,504thLargest Black Market: 2,705thMost Efficient Economies: 2,976thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,308thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,410thHighest Economic Output: 3,623rdSmartest Citizens: 3,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,179thMost Secular: 5,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,488thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,309thLargest Mining Sector: 6,710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,770thMost Developed: 6,820thLargest Retail Industry: 6,886thFattest Citizens: 7,000thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,336thTop
Most Cultured: 9,925thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,113thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,496th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xolox's influence in Global Federation rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Xolox's influence in Global Federation rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Xolox's influence in Global Federation rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Xolox's influence in Global Federation rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Xolox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Xolox relocated from Lazarus to Global Federation.
  • : Xolox was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Xolox ceased to exist in Global Federation.
  • : Xolox was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Xolox was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.


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