Most Stationary: 1,709th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,723rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,256th
The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.752 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,707 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,911 Phoenics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 720,198 per year while the poor average 4,844, a ratio of 148 to 1.

The Phoenix is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and the Hanging Gardens account for half of Byblos's water use. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Murder Kube.

Xlanar is ranked 133,325th in the world and 444th in The Black Hawks for Most Primitive, scoring -152.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Stationary: 1,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,256thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,500thHighest Economic Output: 5,033rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,117thLargest Populations: 5,197thMost Pro-Market: 5,202ndFattest Citizens: 5,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,908thMost Influential: 6,393rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 8,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,349thMost Extreme: 8,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,505thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,904thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,399thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,786th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Xlanar lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
  • : Xlanar altered its national flag.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Byblos's water use.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Xlanar, the Phoenix is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Xlanar changed its national faith to "The Murder Kube".

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