by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 1,515th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,793rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,268th
The Psycho Sergeant of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once a hawk, always a hawk.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Psycho Sergeant of Xlanar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Connor Phillips with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.343 billion Xlanarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byblos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Phoenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,911 Phoenics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 720,198 per year while the poor average 4,844, a ratio of 148 to 1.

The Phoenix is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and the Hanging Gardens account for half of Byblos's water use. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xlanar's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Murder Kube.

Xlanar is ranked 143,380th in the world and 477th in The Black Hawks for Highest Drug Use, scoring 33.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Stationary: 1,515thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,793rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,268thLargest Populations: 4,937thHighest Economic Output: 5,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,353rdFattest Citizens: 5,742ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,974thMost Pro-Market: 5,995thMost Influential: 6,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,880thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,859thMost Extreme: 10,014thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,791stLowest Crime Rates: 17,440thMost Developed: 17,671st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Extreme: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Xlanar lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Xlanar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Xlanar's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".


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