The Most Serene Republic of XKI Free Las Pinas is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.395 billion Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving Islandic economy, worth 97.6 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,971 Philippine Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,485 per year while the poor average 13,855, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Islandic novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. XKI Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Pegasi.

XKI Free Las Pinas is ranked 145,673^rd in the world and 153^rd in Texas for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,027.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.