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Most Influential: 4,927th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,766th Best Weather: 9,563rd
The Holy God of All Memes of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.318 billion

LeadersPicIeSt M3meL0rD


The Holy God of All Memes of Xiulens is a massive, genial nation, ruled by sPicIeSt M3meL0rD with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.318 billion Lensians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lensia. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The thriving Lens economy, worth 326 trillion LensKoins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,571 LensKoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xiulens's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is mEMersHiP.

Xiulens is ranked 116,671st in the world and 191st in The Black Hawks for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 4,927thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,766thTop
Best Weather: 9,563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,732ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,608thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,150thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,665th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the region

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