The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.161 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enhasakajar. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,764 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", nobody is forced to join the armed forces, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XiOnn is ranked 116,147^th in the world and 6,419^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.57 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.