The Enlightened Principality of Xionn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.297 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocean Palace. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The thriving Xionnian economy, worth 616 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,410 negative meat popsicles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xionn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xionn is ranked 150,365^th in the world and 7,500^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.