The Enlightened Principality of XIonn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.891 billion Enlightened Ones are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocean Palace. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The powerhouse XIonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,101 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XIonn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XIonn is ranked 160,635^th in the world and 9,434^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.