Population | 18.41 billion |
Capital | New Chronopolis |
Leader | the Arbiter of Time |
Currency | negative meat popsicle |
Animal | Nu |
The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Arbiter of Time with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 18.41 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chronopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,418 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
XiOnn is ranked 4,059th in the world and 173rd in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 186 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, the fattest folk in XiOnn look to be the happiest ones.