by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 638th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 756th Most Influential: 971st
The Enlightened Principality of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Incipit et Desinit Omnis NU
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.512 billion

CapitalOcean Palace
Leaderthe Fifth Element

Currencynegative meat popsicle

The Enlightened Principality of Xionn is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.512 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocean Palace. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The powerhouse Xionnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,800 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xionn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xionn is ranked 64,817th in the world and 3,493rd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 63.05 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 638thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 756thMost Influential: 971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,486thSafest: 1,502ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,294thMost Pacifist: 2,416thMost Inclusive: 2,701stLargest Governments: 2,751stLowest Crime Rates: 3,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,783rdNudest: 3,829thMost Cultured: 4,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,091stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,126thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,398thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,069thNicest Citizens: 6,326thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,402ndSmartest Citizens: 6,654thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,984thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,358thBest Weather: 9,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,551stHighest Average Incomes: 11,315thMost Developed: 12,129thHighest Economic Output: 12,259thMost Secular: 14,338th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 141st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionNudest: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 218th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 238th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 267th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 285th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 300th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 301st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 330th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 347th in the regionNicest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 408th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 425th in the regionMost Stationary: 444th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 460th in the regionLargest Populations: 502nd in the regionBest Weather: 520th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 654th in the regionMost Developed: 679th in the regionMost Secular: 748th in the region

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