The Enlightened Principality of Xionn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.984 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocean Palace. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The powerhouse Xionnian economy, worth 918 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,564 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, and the family of the Fifth Element bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xionn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xionn is ranked 3,234^th in the world and 137^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.89 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.