by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 596th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 622nd Most Influential: 965th
The Enlightened Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Incipit et Desinit Omnis NU
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.427 billion

CapitalOcean Palace
Leaderthe Fifth Element

Currencynegative meat popsicle

The Enlightened Principality of XIonn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.427 billion Enlightened Ones are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocean Palace. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The powerhouse XIonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,846 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XIonn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XIonn is ranked 37,892nd in the world and 1,774th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 201,017.8 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622ndMost Influential: 965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,294thSafest: 1,390thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,960thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,970thMost Pacifist: 2,159thMost Inclusive: 2,638thLargest Governments: 2,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,955thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,988thLowest Crime Rates: 3,052ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,132ndNudest: 3,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,741stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,799thMost Cultured: 3,990thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,433rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,758thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,853rdNicest Citizens: 5,754thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,022ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,278thSmartest Citizens: 6,331stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,870thHealthiest Citizens: 7,264thBest Weather: 7,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,997thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,824thHighest Economic Output: 11,104thHighest Average Incomes: 11,255thMost Developed: 11,264thMost Secular: 14,499thMost Stationary: 15,914th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionSafest: 75th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionNudest: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 146th in the regionMost Inclusive: 172nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 176th in the regionMost Cultured: 191st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 220th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 221st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 265th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 283rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 321st in the regionNicest Citizens: 332nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 352nd in the regionMost Stationary: 358th in the regionMost Influential: 374th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 398th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 418th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 428th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 463rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 481st in the regionLargest Populations: 527th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 549th in the regionMost Developed: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 696th in the regionMost Secular: 773rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 195 » Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Frances Francis the First of France, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Guslantis, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Apetopia, Great Bights Mum, Novare Res, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, SillyString, French Bananastan, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Republic of Dixie, Ceretis, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Malta Comino Gozo, Halcon siveriano, Siwale, Alice Gardens, SORT, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kyrianian, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Plumas, Bonjoura, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, ZimRobwe, Necromonia, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Herzliyya, Buckerino, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, and 145 others.Universal State Formula, Ice and Tinian, Corfad, Aroa, Tredano, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Wodan, Beodarasc, Ainsworth, Victoriaans Nederlands, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, Ozstan, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Puczovska, Kolorland, Atain, Nikhilesh23, Albacria, TerranulliuZ, Q w e r t y, Chamocha, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Viridiann, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Tyroshh, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Sundred, Abject Ludicrosity, United Draconia, Empy, The Mace Kingdom, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Maott, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Jalyort Empire, Jontopiary, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, El Fiji Grande, I am the one who knocks, Dar es Saalam, Yarecir, Wilkshire, Democritus, Papika, Run Mayst Republic, The Rhein States, Prydania, Acrabinnia, Snoodum, McAncapland, Lionia, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, Katschekistan, Niradans, Transyania, Potatolandium, Fun time land of Fun, Elysium and Palaven, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, Oshonia, Ostrinios, Gurou, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, NorthGalicia, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Maovale, Kasazzastan, Avemterra, Machendel, Unsophisticate, The Notorious Mad Jack, Atomic Industry Islands, Kobagia, Sakaryata, Xagill, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Palisede, United North American, Stat Artha, The Realm of Dorne, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Democratu, Kalimora Aire, Lunallian, DontComeHereItSucks2, The Pantheons, Dreadton, Ka Ching, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Gawdzendia, Guer Aike, Warsaw-Halicz, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, The Black Cathedral, INTEGRAL, Zeno-sama, Surikatia, Alunya, Steraz, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Bridgett, Crown Isles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Revolutionary Sealand, Toe Hoes, 1 very fast endotarter, and Artemizistan.

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