The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 12.046 billion Enlightened Ones enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enhasakajar. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,941 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 161,171 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, XiOnnian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about the Fifth Element, the doctor has cold hands, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XiOnn is ranked 2,474^th in the world and 123^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,262.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.