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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 796thSafest: 1,634th
The Enlightened Principality of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If the cancer doesn’t get you, *we* will!
the Arbiter of Time
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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XiOnn

Population18.41 billion

CapitalNew Chronopolis
Leaderthe Arbiter of Time

Currencynegative meat popsicle
AnimalNu

The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Arbiter of Time with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 18.41 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chronopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,418 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XiOnn is ranked 4,059th in the world and 173rd in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 186 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 796thSafest: 1,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,009thMost Pacifist: 2,669thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,889thLargest Governments: 2,894thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,318thMost Inclusive: 3,734thMost Developed: 3,862ndHighest Food Quality: 3,885thMost Cultured: 4,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,142ndBest Weather: 4,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,661stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,140thNicest Citizens: 5,718thSmartest Citizens: 6,140thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,272ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,424thNudest: 6,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,789thHealthiest Citizens: 6,871stHighest Economic Output: 7,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,747thMost Secular: 15,235thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,662ndLargest Populations: 18,839th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionMost Pacifist: 106th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 128th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 169th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionMost Cultured: 173rd in the regionBest Weather: 202nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 204th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 211th in the regionNicest Citizens: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 292nd in the regionNudest: 294th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 313th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 343rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 353rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 383rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 473rd in the regionLargest Populations: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 541st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 880th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,008th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,081st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,219th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in XiOnn, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
  • : Following new legislation in XiOnn, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in XiOnn, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in XiOnn, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service.
  • : Following new legislation in XiOnn, the fattest folk in XiOnn look to be the happiest ones.

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