The Enlightened Principality of Xionn is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Fifth Element with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.512 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocean Palace. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The powerhouse Xionnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,800 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xionn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xionn is ranked 64,817^th in the world and 3,493^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 63.05 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.