The Republic of Xingal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Müller with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.529 billion Xingalese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xing. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xingalese economy, worth a remarkable 2,318 trillion Azuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,288 Azuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xingal's national animal is the Winged Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xingal is ranked 55,265^th in the world and 45^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Extreme, scoring 26.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.