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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,563rdMost Influential: 4,422nd
The New Empire of
Father Knows Best State
May the Empire of today be even grander than before.
Felix Angelus
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Political Freedom

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Population1.39 billion

LeaderFelix Angelus


The New Empire of Ximavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Angelus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.39 billion Ximavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duxy. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ximavian economy, worth 155 trillion Plutos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,619 Plutos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, contestants on Ximavia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ximavia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ximavia is ranked 154,634th in the world and 322nd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,563rdTop
Most Influential: 4,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,976thHealthiest Citizens: 12,620thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,979thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,030thHighest Food Quality: 16,584thBest Weather: 16,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,169thLowest Crime Rates: 17,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,181stMost Inclusive: 19,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,113thMost Cultured: 21,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,236thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,729thLargest Governments: 24,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,497th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the region

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