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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,101st Lowest Crime Rates: 1,215th Most Inclusive: 1,322nd
The Democratic Council of
Democratic Socialists
A caring, loving hug a day keeps hate & prejudice away!
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Xialta

Population3.001 billion

CapitalRubina
LeaderPremier Constantina
FaithQarapelaism

Currencypun
AnimalPersian cat

The Democratic Council of Xialta is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Constantina with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.001 billion Xialtans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rubina. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Xialtan economy, worth 598 trillion puns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,345 puns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xialta's national animal is the Persian cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Qarapelaism.

Xialta is ranked 6,707th in the world and 3rd in Selene for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,101stLowest Crime Rates: 1,215thMost Inclusive: 1,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,336thMost Pacifist: 1,356thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,410thNicest Citizens: 1,505thMost Developed: 1,566thLargest Governments: 1,596thSafest: 1,613thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,959thHealthiest Citizens: 2,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,674thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,777thSmartest Citizens: 2,793rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,324thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,505thMost Secular: 4,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,329thHighest Average Incomes: 5,506thHighest Drug Use: 6,707thMost Cultured: 7,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,577thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,587thBest Weather: 8,049thTop
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Nudest: 11,923rdMost Influential: 13,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,517th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xialta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Xialta voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Int'l Service of Process".
  • : Xialta's influence in Selene rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Xialta, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Xialta, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Xialta, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Xialta, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Xialta, Premier Constantina's Twitcher account is typically used to share Persian cat memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Xialta, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Xialta, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.

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