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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 844th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,790th Largest Black Market: 1,930th
The Jingoistic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Live like no other now, to live like no other later
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Jingoistic States of Xhuxhania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nemo with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.152 billion Xhuxhanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xhaxhukastan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xhuxhanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion Conch Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 218,123 Conch Shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,984 per year while the poor average 60,047, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Xhuxhania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Xhuxhania's national animal is the Sand Flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Xhuxhania is ranked 19,386th in the world and 843rd in Osiris for Best Weather, with 149 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 844thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,790thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,930thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,643rdMost Devout: 2,661stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,803rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,017thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,031stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,294thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,527thHighest Economic Output: 5,569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,007thRudest Citizens: 7,081stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,617thLowest Crime Rates: 8,997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,007thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 9,586thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,895thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,902ndMost Developed: 11,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,701stLargest Governments: 14,550thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,647th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Black Market: 109th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionMost Devout: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 149th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 197th in the regionRudest Citizens: 209th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 214th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 257th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 365th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 386th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 401st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 425th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 426th in the regionMost Developed: 456th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 466th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xhuxhania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Xhuxhania.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Xhuxhania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Xhuxhania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Xhuxhania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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