by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 838th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,524th Most Influential: 1,869th
The Jingoistic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Live like no other now, to live like no other later
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The Jingoistic States of Xhuxhania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nemo with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.179 billion Xhuxhanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xhaxhukastan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xhuxhanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion Conch Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 215,050 Conch Shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 796,320 per year while the poor average 40,894, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Nemo performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Xhuxhania's national animal is the Sand Flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Xhuxhania is ranked 152,076th in the world and 210th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 838thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,524thTop
Most Influential: 1,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,580thMost Devout: 2,592ndLargest Black Market: 2,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,084thHighest Average Incomes: 3,611thMost Efficient Economies: 3,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,740thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,119thHighest Economic Output: 6,176thMost Stationary: 7,421stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,609thLargest Retail Industry: 8,965thRudest Citizens: 9,579thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,610thMost Developed: 10,853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,110thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,005thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,949thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,966thLargest Governments: 15,208th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the region

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