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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 837th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,498th Most Influential: 2,365th
The Jingoistic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Live like no other now, to live like no other later
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Jingoistic States of Xhuxhania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nemo with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.468 billion Xhuxhanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xhaxhukastan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xhuxhanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Conch Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 214,814 Conch Shells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 808,881 per year while the poor average 39,780, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Xhuxhania's national animal is the Sand Flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Xhuxhania is ranked 132,735th in the world and 4,034th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 9.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 837thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,498thTop
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Most Influential: 2,365thLargest Black Market: 2,373rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,438thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,557thMost Devout: 2,589thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,028thHighest Average Incomes: 3,741stMost Efficient Economies: 3,882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,124thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,010thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,903rdHighest Economic Output: 5,990thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,245thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,457thLargest Retail Industry: 8,614thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,669thRudest Citizens: 9,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,719thMost Developed: 10,941stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,004thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,211thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,407thLargest Governments: 14,631st
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Most Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionMost Devout: 111th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Black Market: 132nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 189th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 196th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 237th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 258th in the regionRudest Citizens: 264th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 329th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 390th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 409th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 415th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 458th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xhuxhania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Political Discrimination".
  • : Xhuxhania withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Against Political Discrimination".
  • : Xhuxhania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Political Discrimination".
  • : Xhuxhania withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Against Political Discrimination".
  • : Xhuxhania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Political Discrimination".
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Xhuxhania's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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