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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 816th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,732nd Rudest Citizens: 1,750th
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Xhuxhania

Population9.133 billion

CapitalXhaxhukastan
LeaderNemo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyConch Shell
AnimalRaven

The Jingoistic States of Xhuxhania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nemo with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.133 billion Xhuxhanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xhaxhukastan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xhuxhanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,125 trillion Conch Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 232,765 Conch Shells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 939,961 per year while the poor average 38,472, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Xhuxhania's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Xhuxhania is ranked 816th in the world and 24th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,504.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 816thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,732ndRudest Citizens: 1,750thLargest Black Market: 1,786thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,960thMost Devout: 2,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,012thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,110thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,209thHighest Average Incomes: 3,229thMost Efficient Economies: 3,850thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,192ndHighest Economic Output: 4,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,574thLargest Retail Industry: 5,735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,118thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,279thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,745thLowest Crime Rates: 9,950thMost Developed: 10,989thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,044thMost Influential: 12,077thLargest Governments: 12,559thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,799thSmartest Citizens: 14,745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,126thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,667th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Devout: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 191st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 210th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 245th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 384th in the regionMost Developed: 388th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 465th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 471st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 525th in the regionMost Stationary: 531st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 538th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xhuxhania was endorsed by The Queendom of Kawaiis Sleeper Nation.
  • : Xhuxhania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Xhuxhania was endorsed by The Republic of Kupo.
  • : Xhuxhania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xhuxhania, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » New Justusia, Syberis, The Sygian, Altinsane, Jamil Federations, and Kupo.

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