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Highest Crime Rates: 282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 358thMost Armed: 382nd
The Tortilla Realm of
Anarchy
Get your own Doritos!
The Man
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Xeutia

Population14.016 billion

CapitalShanty Town
LeaderThe Man
FaithThe Cult of Cheese

Currencybags of nacho chips
AnimalDorito

The Tortilla Realm of Xeutia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.016 billion Munchies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanty Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tortillian economy, worth a remarkable 3,667 trillion bags of nacho chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 261,633 bags of nacho chips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,786,047 per year while the poor average 13,884, a ratio of 128 to 1.

Artists are pillars of society, Xeutia successfully hosted the The Zombie Factory Olympics, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xeutia's national animal is the Dorito, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Cheese.

Xeutia is ranked 239,801st in the world and 7th in The Zombie Factory for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -50.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 358thMost Armed: 382ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 474thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 481stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 636thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 639thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 656thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 691stMost Avoided: 760thMost Efficient Economies: 765thFattest Citizens: 873rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 896thMost Rebellious Youth: 943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,286thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,591stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,824thRudest Citizens: 1,870thMost Pro-Market: 2,041stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,110thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,469thHighest Economic Output: 3,518thMost Cultured: 3,530thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,637thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,562ndMost Devout: 5,230thLargest Mining Sector: 5,485thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,916thSmartest Citizens: 9,032ndNudest: 9,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,751stTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,680thMost Politically Free: 14,980thMost Extreme: 15,071stLargest Populations: 19,123rdLargest Black Market: 20,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,135th
Top
10%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xeutia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeutia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Xeutia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Xeutia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Xeutia's influence in The Zombie Factory rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Xeutia relocated from Osiris to The Zombie Factory.
  • : Xeutia was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Xeutia ceased to exist in The Zombie Factory.
  • : Xeutia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Xeutia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.

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