The Grand Duchy of Xergiokia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 828 million Xergiokians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xergiokian economy, worth 65.1 trillion spankings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,668 spankings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronomers are flocking to Xergiokia to take advantage of its clear night skies, vaccinations are mandatory, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xergiokia's national animal is the goblin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xergiokia is ranked 107,341^st in the world and 3,656^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,667.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.