The Incorporated States of Xentrum Theta is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.632 billion Xentrum Thetans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Xentrum Thetan economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 72,508 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,759 per year while the poor average 15,511, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xentrum Theta's national animal is the bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Xentrum Theta is ranked 241,043^rd in the world and 4^th in Central for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.34 law-abiding acts per hour.