The State of Xenopsylla is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.833 billion Xenopsyllans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The very strong Xenopsyllan economy, worth 519 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,802 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenopsylla's national animal is the deer.

Xenopsylla is ranked 187,822^nd in the world and 2^nd in the Channel Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.76 law-abiding acts per hour.