The Colony of Xeno Amalgamation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Xeno Overmind with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.897 billion Xenos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amalgam Hive. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Xeno economy, worth 156 trillion Xors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,274 Xors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeno Amalgamation's national animal is the Gekli and its national religion is Meta-Mind.

Xeno Amalgamation is ranked 113,301^st in the world and 7^th in Xeno Metahive for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,627.38 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.