The Empire of Xenianianopia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 295 million Xenianianopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killahead. The average income tax rate is 62.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Xenianianopian economy, worth 11.0 trillion Vicis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,298 Vicis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenianianopia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Xenianianopia is ranked 29,074^th in the world and 838^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 6.02 Bank.