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Most Secular: 1,914thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,136thLargest Retail Industry: 2,254th
The People's Dome of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Reconnection
Bimby
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Xenial

Population5.422 billion

CapitalQualona
LeaderBimby
FaithNo Religion

CurrencyFurton
AnimalTrout Bot

The People's Dome of Xenial is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bimby with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.422 billion Xenialians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qualona. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenialian economy, worth 704 trillion Furtons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,011 Furtons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, auditors are gutting every governmental department, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xenial's national animal is the Trout Bot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Religion.

Xenial is ranked 73,540th in the world and 1,390th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,872.22 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 1,914thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,136thLargest Retail Industry: 2,254thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,311thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,059thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,360thMost Influential: 4,779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,155thMost Avoided: 5,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,942ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,787thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,215thTop
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Most Patriotic: 20,828thMost Armed: 22,515thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,898th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Avoided: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 143rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 264th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 294th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 314th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 342nd in the regionMost Armed: 408th in the regionMost Patriotic: 461st in the regionRudest Citizens: 512th in the regionLargest Black Market: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xenial was endorsed by The Empire of Orcuo.
  • : Xenial was endorsed by The What's this guy's job of Vuy.
  • : Xenial was endorsed by The Endorse Me Please of Karputsk.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenial, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenial, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Xenial was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Xenial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenial, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenial, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenial, dream holidays often go awry.

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