The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.759 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 260,570 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute General Nagan's portrait, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned King Cobraball fields, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 50,718^th in the world and 1,714^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.