The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.167 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 3,834 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 343,389 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and bilingual Xenans are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 1,755^th in the world and 86^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,977.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.