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Lowest Crime Rates: 19thMost Developed: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 27th
The Superstate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to the Kingdom!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xenan Kingdom

Population13.016 billion

CapitalSpectrapolis
LeaderGeneral Nagan

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKing Cobra

The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.016 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 4,883 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 375,195 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 1,515th in the world and 85th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 98.12 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 19thMost Developed: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 27thBest Weather: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 37thMost Patriotic: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 105thLargest Governments: 115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144thMost Secular: 160thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 179thHighest Poor Incomes: 212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 242ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256thMost Advanced Public Transport: 316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346thMost Corrupt Governments: 367thSmartest Citizens: 433rdMost Efficient Economies: 521stMost Advanced Public Education: 607thMost Authoritarian: 715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 955thHighest Average Incomes: 1,176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,372ndMost Extreme: 1,407thMost Income Equality: 1,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,570thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,673rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,835thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,149thHighest Economic Output: 2,620thTop
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Safest: 2,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,247thMost Conservative: 5,962ndMost Stationary: 7,996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,322ndMost Influential: 13,236thTop
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Largest Populations: 24,068thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,258th
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionMost Income Equality: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 158th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 245th in the regionMost Conservative: 410th in the regionLargest Populations: 416th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 435th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,345th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,374th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.

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