The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.863 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,662 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 300,362 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 208,492^nd in the world and 10,067^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.