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Lowest Crime Rates: 16thMost Developed: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd
The Superstate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to the Kingdom!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xenan Kingdom

Population15.922 billion

CapitalSpectrapolis
LeaderGeneral Nagan

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKing Cobra

The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.922 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 6,483 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 407,175 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 895th in the world and 26th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 98.43 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 16thMost Developed: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 22ndBest Weather: 22ndHealthiest Citizens: 24thMost Patriotic: 28thHighest Average Tax Rates: 78thMost Beautiful Environments: 86thLargest Governments: 108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 143rdMost Secular: 185thHighest Poor Incomes: 197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251stMost Corrupt Governments: 307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 335thSmartest Citizens: 346thMost Authoritarian: 366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658thMost Advanced Public Education: 671stMost Efficient Economies: 799thMost Income Equality: 895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 927thHighest Average Incomes: 955thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,082ndMost Extreme: 1,335thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,715thHighest Economic Output: 1,949thSafest: 1,997thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,073rdMost Conservative: 3,430thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,050thMost Stationary: 7,001stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,973rdMost Influential: 13,587thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,323rdLargest Populations: 22,383rd
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionTop
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Safest: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 110th in the regionMost Conservative: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 169th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 226th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 331st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 361st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.

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