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Most Developed: 30thLowest Crime Rates: 32ndBest Weather: 36th
The Superstate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to the Kingdom!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xenan Kingdom

Population11.167 billion

CapitalSpectrapolis
LeaderGeneral Nagan

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKing Cobra

The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.167 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 3,834 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 343,389 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and bilingual Xenans are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 1,755th in the world and 86th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,977.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Developed: 30thLowest Crime Rates: 32ndBest Weather: 36thLongest Average Lifespans: 38thHealthiest Citizens: 49thMost Patriotic: 93rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 115thMost Beautiful Environments: 128thLargest Governments: 149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178thMost Secular: 179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 335thMost Corrupt Governments: 408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 467thSmartest Citizens: 549thMost Efficient Economies: 600thMost Authoritarian: 658thMost Advanced Public Education: 690thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,456thMost Extreme: 1,692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,703rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,756thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,059thHighest Economic Output: 3,378thMost Conservative: 4,302ndMost Stationary: 8,856thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,389thMost Influential: 12,995th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 139th in the regionMost Stationary: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Conservative: 205th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 432nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 484th in the regionLargest Populations: 566th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, bilingual Xenans are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, Xenan Kingdomian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.

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