The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.016 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 4,883 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 375,195 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 1,515^th in the world and 85^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 98.12 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.