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Best Weather: 80th Healthiest Citizens: 120th Lowest Crime Rates: 177th
The Superstate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to the Kingdom!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xenan Kingdom

Population6.759 billion

CapitalSpectrapolis
LeaderGeneral Nagan

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKing Cobra

The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.759 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 260,570 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute General Nagan's portrait, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned King Cobraball fields, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 50,718th in the world and 1,714th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Best Weather: 80thHealthiest Citizens: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 177thMost Secular: 234thMost Developed: 239thMost Beautiful Environments: 263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 337thHighest Average Tax Rates: 340thLargest Governments: 430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 497thMost Corrupt Governments: 769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 803rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,214thMost Authoritarian: 1,322ndSmartest Citizens: 1,440thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,781stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,066thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832ndMost Conservative: 3,894thMost Extreme: 4,987thMost Efficient Economies: 6,004thHighest Economic Output: 6,909thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,509thMost Influential: 14,148th
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Best Weather: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 224th in the regionMost Conservative: 234th in the regionMost Stationary: 273rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned King Cobraball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute General Nagan's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the might of the entire Xenan Kingdomian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Xenan Kingdomian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the Xenan Kingdomian government claim that Xenans are oppressed out of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.

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