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Most Developed: 31stBest Weather: 38thLongest Average Lifespans: 40th
The Superstate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to the Kingdom!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xenan Kingdom

Population10.32 billion

CapitalSpectrapolis
LeaderGeneral Nagan

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKing Cobra

The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.32 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 3,397 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 329,232 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 53,287th in the world and 2,258th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,638.8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Developed: 31stBest Weather: 38thLongest Average Lifespans: 40thLowest Crime Rates: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 55thHighest Average Tax Rates: 130thMost Beautiful Environments: 134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134thMost Secular: 158thLargest Governments: 169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 314thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 354thMost Corrupt Governments: 444thMost Advanced Public Transport: 446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 489thSmartest Citizens: 650thMost Efficient Economies: 678thMost Authoritarian: 767thMost Advanced Public Education: 767thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,683rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,773rdMost Extreme: 1,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,888thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,037thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,671stHighest Economic Output: 3,852ndMost Income Equality: 4,433rdMost Conservative: 5,351stMost Stationary: 9,290thTop
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Most Influential: 13,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,244th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 92nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 180th in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionMost Income Equality: 250th in the regionMost Conservative: 274th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 574th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 626th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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