Population | 15.922 billion |
Capital | Spectrapolis |
Leader | General Nagan |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | King Cobra |
The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.922 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 6,483 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 407,175 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Xenan Kingdom is ranked 895th in the world and 26th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 98.43 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Xenan Kingdom, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in
Xenan Kingdom, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.