The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, lack of airports, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.151 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,116 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 414,954 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, Xenan Kingdomian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 17^th in the world and 2^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 394.99 law-abiding acts per hour.