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Highest Crime Rates: 773rdMost Armed: 1,108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,271st
The Banished SYNᱹ of
Father Knows Best State
NationStates : 🐈💰🌳
Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.932 billion

CapitalKys B'Hang💋City of Beasts
LeaderImmortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
FaithBacchic Mysteries

Animalpainted cow

The Banished SYNᱹ of Xemja is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.932 billion synths sapiens and zoanthropes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kys B'Hang💋City of Beasts. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freebooter economy, worth 371 trillion ฿are฿acks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,192 ฿are฿acks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xemja's national animal is the painted cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bacchic Mysteries.

Xemja is ranked 70,861st in the world and 621st in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,800.36 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 773rdMost Armed: 1,108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,271stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,354thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,401stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,819thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,247thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,890thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,951stMost Influential: 3,418thNudest: 4,222ndFattest Citizens: 4,525thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,977thLargest Retail Industry: 5,620thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,901stLargest Black Market: 6,335thRudest Citizens: 6,425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,997thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,671stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,890thMost Cultured: 8,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,063rdMost Inclusive: 9,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,883rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,484thMost Secular: 16,625thHighest Drug Use: 17,420th
Highest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionNudest: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionFattest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the region

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