The Republic of Xeayanor is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 628 million Xeayanorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamrock. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Xeayanorian economy, worth 30.8 trillion reáls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,973 reáls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Jamrock River. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeayanor's national animal is the mantis.

Xeayanor is ranked 310,642^nd in the world and 12,596^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 0.51 flags saluted per person per day.