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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,927th Most Secular: 11,791st Most Average: 12,151st
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Like it says in the book, we are blessed, and cursed.
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Xcephalopodonia

Population488 million

CapitalTyanchansius

CurrencyXcepher
AnimalMisha Terrier

The Allied States of Xcephalopodonia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 488 million Xcephalopodonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyanchansius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The thriving Xcephalopodonian economy, worth 45.0 trillion Xcephers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 92,282 Xcephers, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xcephalopodonia's national animal is the Misha Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xcephalopodonia is ranked 79,552nd in the world and 54th in Oatland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,078.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,927thTop
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Most Secular: 11,791stMost Average: 12,151stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,512th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Xcephalopodonia, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.

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