by Max Barry

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The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
By The People For The People
Leader
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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Xazardland

Population2.957 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderLeader
FaithEmpty Gods

Currencybitcoin
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Xazardland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 2.957 billion Xazardlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Xazardlandian economy, worth 119 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,440 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xazardland's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Xazardland is ranked 201,494th in the world and 252nd in Oneid for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 54,893 Standard Monetary Units.

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Safest: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Xazardland changed its national capital to "Shanghai", its faith to "Empty Gods", and its leader to "Leader".
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, diminutive Xazardlandian generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Xazardland, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.

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