The Commonwealth of Xatin is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive Panel with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.039 billion Xatinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toqapkal. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xatinian economy, worth 263 trillion Lejus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,451 Lejus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Toqapkal to enjoy their national art, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xatin's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Xatin is ranked 42,800^th in the world and 2,115^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,800.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.