The Eternal Land of Xarrel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zacaroth with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.066 billion Xarrelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakatet. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Xarrelian economy, worth 960 trillion Debens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,524 Debens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and the aims of top-secret Xarrelian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarrel's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Ogdoad.

Xarrel is ranked 2,152^nd in the world and 141^st in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,456.04 Tourists Per Hour.