The United Provinces of Xanneria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Commandant Sage Davidson with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.365 billion Xannerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominica City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xannerian economy, worth 479 trillion Roundels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,353 Roundels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 423,264 per year while the poor average 37,536, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanneria's national animal is the Xannerian Larger Blue Jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xanneria is ranked 135,439^th in the world and 48^th in Esportiva for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.38 Crimes Per Hour.