The United Provinces of Xanneria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Commandant Sage Davidson with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.78 billion Xannerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominica City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xannerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion Roundels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 146,999 Roundels, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

New laws are ignored if they don't have a tabloid-style headline, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanneria's national animal is the Xannerian Larger Blue Jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xanneria is ranked 51,526^th in the world and 10^th in Esportiva for Most Patriotic, with 32.77 flags saluted per person per day.