The United Provinces of Xanneria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commandant Sage Davidson with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.527 billion Xannerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominica City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xannerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion Roundels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 144,534 Roundels, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanneria's national animal is the Xannerian Larger Blue Jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xanneria is ranked 88,957^th in the world and 21^st in Esportiva for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 5.67 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.