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Rudest Citizens: 638thFattest Citizens: 1,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,177th
The Perpetually Angry Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
No nation beyond my rule. No foe beyond my wrath.
The Primarch of Fury
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Xaeroecks

Population9.707 billion

CapitalIra Primus
LeaderThe Primarch of Fury

CurrencyPissed off Dinero
AnimalRabid Honey Badger

The Perpetually Angry Republic of Xaeroecks is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Primarch of Fury with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.707 billion Angry SOBs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ira Primus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pissed economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion Pissed off Dineroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 251,209 Pissed off Dineroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 782,885 per year while the poor average 61,934, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, towns are often run by puppets, and gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xaeroecks's national animal is the Rabid Honey Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xaeroecks is ranked 246,211th in the world and 457th in The Free Nations Region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 638thFattest Citizens: 1,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,177thMost Avoided: 1,280thMost Armed: 1,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,473rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,700thLargest Mining Sector: 2,153rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,229thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,960thHighest Average Incomes: 3,574thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,145thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,731stMost Efficient Economies: 6,873rdHighest Economic Output: 6,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,391stMost Patriotic: 7,696thLargest Black Market: 7,827thMost Secular: 7,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,891stSmartest Citizens: 10,497thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,194thLargest Governments: 11,852ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,163rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,405thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,813th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xaeroecks's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, towns are often run by puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, only lightning has a chance of striking The Primarch of Fury twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Xaeroecks, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.

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