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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,637thRudest Citizens: 6,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,364th
The Kingdom of
Anarchy
Xeque-mate!
Influence
Hermit
Chess Grandmaster
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Xadrez

Population2.588 billion

Currencypawn
Animalknight

The Kingdom of Xadrez is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.588 billion Enxadristas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Enxadrista economy, worth 116 trillion pawns a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,953 pawns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,271 per year while the poor average 4,528, a ratio of 52.4 to 1.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security, and Xadrez recently decided against having a capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xadrez's national animal is the knight, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xadrez is ranked 10,250th in the world and 1st in Giovanni for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,830.21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,637thRudest Citizens: 6,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,364thFattest Citizens: 8,341stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,250thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,546thTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 13,082ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,189thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,543rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,078thMost Politically Free: 16,695thMost Extreme: 17,811thMost Pro-Market: 19,041stMost Primitive: 20,437thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,839thNudest: 22,045thMost Avoided: 23,992ndHighest Crime Rates: 24,309th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : The Colony of Giov appointed Xadrez as Chess Grandmaster with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Giovanni.
  • : Xadrez's influence in Giovanni rose from "Apprentice" to "Hermit".
  • : Xadrez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.

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