The Republic of Wysokie Mazowieckie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jarosław Siekierko with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.747 billion Wysokie Mazowieckieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wysokie Mazowieckie. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong Wysokie Mazowieckiean economy, worth 233 trillion zloties a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,440 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Wysokie Mazowieckie's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wysokie Mazowieckie is ranked 253,315^th in the world and 1^st in The United Table of the Boys for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.26 law-abiding acts per hour.