by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd Safest: 15th Most Ignorant Citizens: 64th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population22.286 billion



The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 22.286 billion Wyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 2,163 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,084 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 131,206th in the world and 7,276th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 30.72 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rdSafest: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 64thBest Weather: 73rdMost Pacifist: 86thLowest Crime Rates: 134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rdMost Devout: 190thNicest Citizens: 248thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 549thMost Primitive: 553rdMost Stationary: 582ndMost Influential: 597thHealthiest Citizens: 933rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,315thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,471stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,767thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,146thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,502ndLargest Populations: 3,152ndLargest Governments: 4,124thHighest Economic Output: 4,361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,452ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,779th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 112th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 473rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 807th in the region

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