The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 28.51 billion Wyomen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 3,296 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,609 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, and love means always having to say you're sorry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 72,382^nd in the world and 3,274^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 811.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.