by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thSafest: 32ndBest Weather: 144th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population35.288 billion



The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 35.288 billion Wyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 4,418 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,211 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 290,956th in the world and 6,510th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 11.85 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thSafest: 32ndBest Weather: 144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 164thLowest Crime Rates: 200thMost Devout: 320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndMost Stationary: 403rdMost Pacifist: 451stMost Advanced Public Transport: 551stMost Primitive: 564thMost Compassionate Citizens: 629thLeast Corrupt Governments: 708thNicest Citizens: 730thMost Influential: 970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,079thHealthiest Citizens: 1,114thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,497thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,695thLargest Populations: 2,468thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,947thTop
Highest Economic Output: 4,025thLargest Governments: 4,242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,328thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,075thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 19,190thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,948thMost Authoritarian: 29,562nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 136th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 227th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 374th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 530th in the region

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