The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 20.979 billion Wyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,450 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, Wyoma's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over The North Pacific, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 151,645^th in the world and 7,544^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -43.77 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.