The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 27.537 billion Wyomen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 3,056 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,989 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, the government has become increasingly militant, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, and nine out of ten citizens of Wyoma answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 207,117^th in the world and 9,125^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -51.5 on the Hickory Productivity Index.