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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,477thNicest Citizens: 1,532nd
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Wynnia

Population4.825 billion

CapitalDiana
Faithpaganism

Currencylar
Animalphoenix

The Free Land of Wynnia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.825 billion Wynnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diana. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wynnian economy, worth 626 trillion lars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,919 lars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, the official Wynnian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown. Wynnia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is paganism.

Wynnia is ranked 5,529th in the world and 1st in Mint Tea for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.4 years.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,477thNicest Citizens: 1,532ndMost Pacifist: 1,567thMost Secular: 1,626thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,776thMost Inclusive: 2,167thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,211thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,395thHighest Food Quality: 3,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,503rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,569thSafest: 4,706thBest Weather: 5,027thMost Developed: 5,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,529thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,689thMost Cultured: 6,296thHealthiest Citizens: 6,304thSmartest Citizens: 6,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,023rdLargest Governments: 7,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,808thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,286thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,913thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,850thMost Income Equality: 13,115thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,644thHighest Average Incomes: 19,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,248th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, the official Wynnian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Wynnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Wynnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Wynnia, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.

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