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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,817th
The World Wide of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ww
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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WW

Population16.549 billion

CapitalWWburg
LeaderWalter
FaithWahabism

Currencyww
Animalww

The World Wide of WW is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Walter with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 16.549 billion WWS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WWburg. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.

The all-consuming WWian economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion wws a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,176 wws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by WWS, the new WWian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WW's national animal is the ww, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wahabism.

WW is ranked 142,252nd in the world and 107th in belgium for Rudest Citizens, with 43.95 Insults Per Minute.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WW, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, the new WWian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by WWS.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in WW, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".

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