Most Beautiful Environments: 599th Most Pacifist: 693rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 706th
The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
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We Need More Gun Control
NOBama
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by NOBama with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.676 billion Wussies are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hillary's Personal Server. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Wussy Statesian economy, worth 448 trillion Benedict Bernies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 67,167 Benedict Bernies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences, What Difference Does it Makes have more rights than the average citizen, and the legal profession considers itself above the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wussy States's national animal is the What Difference Does it Make, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 40,096th in the world and 6th in The Fist of God for Most Stationary, with 195.6989372526 Days.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 599thMost Pacifist: 693rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 706thMost Primitive: 799thBest Weather: 825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,046thLargest Governments: 1,088thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,273rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,095thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,464thHealthiest Citizens: 3,544thMost Secular: 3,877thSmartest Citizens: 4,350thMost Inclusive: 4,358thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,157thLowest Crime Rates: 7,688thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,812thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,477thMost Authoritarian: 15,143rdMost Cultured: 15,915th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, What Difference Does it Makes have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Wussy States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the Wussy Statesian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.

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