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Most Beautiful Environments: 660th Most Pacifist: 681st Highest Average Tax Rates: 705th
The Wussed Wussying Wussies of
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We Need More Gun Control
NOBama
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The Wussed Wussying Wussies of Wussy States is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by NOBama with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.267 billion Wussies are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hillary's Personal Server. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but underdeveloped Wussy Statesian economy, worth 586 trillion Benedict Bernies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 80,718 Benedict Bernies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wussy States's national animal is the What Difference Does it Make, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wussy States is ranked 176,275th in the world and 6th in The Fist of God for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 660thMost Pacifist: 681stHighest Average Tax Rates: 705thBest Weather: 894thMost Primitive: 954thLargest Governments: 1,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,375thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,439thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,846thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,424thHealthiest Citizens: 3,627thNicest Citizens: 3,711thMost Secular: 4,485thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,745thSmartest Citizens: 4,848thMost Inclusive: 4,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,161stLowest Crime Rates: 7,129thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,023rdTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 9,648thMost Cultured: 14,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,184th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • : Following new legislation in Wussy States, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers.
  • : Wussy States voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Open Internet Order".
  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Wussy States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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