by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Influential: 1,178thMost Armed: 3,964th
The Ultimate Evil Badass Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Anything within the light is ours
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.265 billion

LeaderJennifer Long
FaithTemporary Spiritage

AnimalLong horned Elephant Toad

The Ultimate Evil Badass Nation of Wurplestan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jennifer Long with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.265 billion Wurplestanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ENMA-6. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wurplestanian economy, worth 322 trillion Struups a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,453 Struups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, euthanasia is legal, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wurplestan's national animal is the Long horned Elephant Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temporary Spiritage.

Wurplestan is ranked 32,819th in the world and 1,076th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Influential: 1,178thTop
Most Armed: 3,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,793rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,295thMost Inclusive: 6,176thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,837thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,431stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,496thLargest Black Market: 11,573rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,696thTop
Largest Governments: 12,253rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,283rdMost Cultured: 13,295thMost Developed: 13,423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,277thHighest Average Incomes: 15,955thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,098thMost Efficient Economies: 17,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,576thBest Weather: 21,945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,133rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,964thSmartest Citizens: 23,922nd
Most Armed: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionMost Inclusive: 392nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 405th in the regionMost Influential: 472nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 475th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 511th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 519th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 598th in the regionLargest Governments: 608th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 641st in the regionMost Cultured: 669th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 723rd in the regionMost Developed: 769th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 783rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 812th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 819th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 862nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 877th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 898th in the regionNudest: 919th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 933rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 943rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wurplestan was endorsed by The Reformed State of Centrialand.
  • : Wurplestan was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Wurplestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Wurplestan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Wurplestan was endorsed by The Empire of Darkmondoria.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 220 » Empy, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, The Endless Eventide, Loutsland, Runeda, Omnistria, Yaorozu, Seenvorland, Miamington, Great Bights Mum, McMasterdonia, Wineclaw, Shibutani, Ravendi, Corfad, Votak Matim, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, West Hamburg, Ethnon, Fendlium, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Daiz, Napnomadia, Newpromisedland, 1 very fast endotarter, The New Communist Republic Of States, Sundred, Vincone Cae, Dar es Saalam, The Stratosphere Islands, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Siwale, Guer Aike, The Tampa Bay Rays, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Glurponia, Xagill, Clan Spaniel, Holy Oranz, Valentine Z, Noesantara, Sunto, Selfgradatude, and 170 others.Dabarastan, Crader, Diodone, Orado, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, Xentherida, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Kranostav, Yokciq Empire, SORT, The Iron Lions, Varola, Malta Comino Gozo, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Unshleepd, Nisastria, Alamei, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Advancia-Sizzletown, New Octicarg, New Lakemba, Maott, Nationeer, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Ver Testua, Zeternia, AAA Provisional Empire, Astronomical, Prydania, Dicko, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Joodey, Sikol, Tachycardia, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Sevinland, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Seanat, Brucklania, Eywaan, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Simone Republic, Madjack, Cretox State, Kragsgale, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Innocentic, Andexia, Moubarakistan, WeKnow, Solskjar, Pokemanland, U S Eh, Eastern Cous Empria, Solcius, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Aerilia, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Jestings, Magna Banitia, Hardscrabble, Merconitonitopia, R libanon, Feelonia, Republica Guilleana, Godwanna, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, East Akra, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Maclare, Kazoo Basin, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, PEG, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Khoik, Railroad Crossing, Maratabat, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Ellbonnia, Hewani, Climeria, Yellops, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Seijitsu, Pleroma Sans Romans, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Star Kingdom, His Enduring Majesty, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Nalver And, Colfes, Kromi, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Free Salvation, Sanjurika, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Greater Afroeurasia, Travislavania, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Singamadri, Tyirza, Figyjharli, Super Girl, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Alexander the Magnus, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Darkmondoria, Siberian Workforce, and Centrialand.

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