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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 874thMost Influential: 1,659thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,032nd
The Ultimate Evil Badass Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Anything within the light is ours
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.059 billion

LeaderRavik Lundunborg
FaithTemporary Spiritage

AnimalLong horned Elephant Toad

The Ultimate Evil Badass Nation of Wurplestan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ravik Lundunborg with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.059 billion Wurplestanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ENMA-6. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wurplestanian economy, worth 128 trillion Struups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,418 Struups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wurplestan's national animal is the Long horned Elephant Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temporary Spiritage.

Wurplestan is ranked 199,705th in the world and 8,765th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 874thMost Influential: 1,659thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,032ndMost Armed: 4,550thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,542ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,298thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,640thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,742ndMost Inclusive: 10,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,826thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,078thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,528thMost Cultured: 15,110thLargest Black Market: 16,597thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,538th
Most Armed: 160th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 431st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 491st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 552nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 566th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 584th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 611th in the regionMost Inclusive: 622nd in the regionMost Influential: 637th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 737th in the regionMost Cultured: 756th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 797th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 812th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Wurplestan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Wurplestan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, the space program has been reduced to Ravik Lundunborg's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Wurplestan, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Wurplestan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Daulatpur.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » Abject Ludicrosity, Empy, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, The Endless Eventide, Loutsland, Praeceps, Runeda, Omnistria, Yaorozu, Seenvorland, Miamington, Great Bights Mum, McMasterdonia, Wineclaw, Shibutani, Ravendi, Corfad, Votak Matim, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, West Hamburg, Ethnon, Fendlium, Loli County, Territorio di Nessuno, Zumlandia, El Fiji Grande, Daiz, Napnomadia, Pazair, Newpromisedland, 1 very fast endotarter, The New Communist Republic Of States, Sundred, Vincone Cae, Dar es Saalam, The Stratosphere Islands, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Siwale, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, The Tampa Bay Rays, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Glurponia, Xagill, and 148 others.Clan Spaniel, Holy Oranz, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Valentine Z, Noesantara, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Valhalla123, Dabarastan, Crader, Tellavinna, Diodone, Orado, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, Ihese, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, Xentherida, Plangainer, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Kranostav, Yokciq Empire, SORT, MiaryBhalzhack, The Iron Lions, Varola, Malta Comino Gozo, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Unshleepd, Woodsend, Nisastria, Irishvan, Alamei, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Aetulia, Abonland, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Advancia-Sizzletown, New Octicarg, New Lakemba, Adehgord, The Most Freedom Ever, Serendipita Martia, Wit Noreis, Maott, Nationeer, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Kasazzastan, Fizban, Ver Testua, Wisconsota, Zeternia, AAA Provisional Empire, Astronomical, Prydania, Zemnaya Svoboda, Solimun, Dicko, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Joodey, Frostcell, Sikol, Tachycardia, Saperisole, Zzozona, Qetrela, I Like Killing people, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Sevinland, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Damsmel, Wolvenland, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Principia Mathematica, Yalgora, Xyrron, Simone Republic, Madjack, Cretox State, Kragsgale, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Innocentic, Andexia, Buckhem, Paverium, Moubarakistan, WeKnow, Solskjar, Pokemanland, U S Eh, Ultra777, Eastern Cous Empria, Solcius, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Eschatosia, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, Unsophisticate, Glanst, Comfed, Lulubellia, Amprak, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Jestings, Magna Banitia, Kenaniahistan, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, and Daulatpur.

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