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Most Advanced Public Education: 570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 711th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Aww, isn't that cute? But it's WRONG!
Professor Paradox
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

WRONGMANIA

Population3.765 billion

CapitalFallacia Major
LeaderProfessor Paradox
FaithCATholic

CurrencyNEURON
AnimalWisel

The Rogue Nation of WRONGMANIA is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Professor Paradox with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.765 billion WRONGMANIAns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallacia Major. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient WRONGMANIAn economy, worth 752 trillion NEURONS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,959 NEURONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. WRONGMANIA's national animal is the Wisel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CATholic.

WRONGMANIA is ranked 207,137th in the world and 338th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Avoided, scoring 0.22 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 711thMost Beautiful Environments: 738thMost Secular: 879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 983rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,200thSmartest Citizens: 1,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,440thMost Developed: 1,529thLargest Governments: 1,566thLowest Crime Rates: 1,646thBest Weather: 1,784thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,058thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,117thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,260thMost Cultured: 2,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,465thMost Efficient Economies: 3,497thHealthiest Citizens: 4,427thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,995thHighest Average Incomes: 6,244thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,984thMost Pacifist: 9,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,988thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,982ndMost Inclusive: 17,540th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : WRONGMANIA was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against WRONGMANIAn ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in WRONGMANIA, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : WRONGMANIA was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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