The Colony of Wrin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.337 billion Wrinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The Wrinian economy, worth 636 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 27,273 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wrin's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wrin is ranked 246,004^th in the world and 4,815^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.18 law-abiding acts per hour.