The Republic of Wrexham Football Club is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and avant-garde cinema. The quiet, industrious population of 24.848 billion Wrexham Football Clubians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.8%.

The all-consuming Wrexham Football Clubian economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion Footballs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,209 Footballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as Wrexham Football Club threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, third world countries are rich in "I Love Wrexham Football Club City" t-shirts, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wrexham Football Club's national animal is the Kop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wrexham Football Club is ranked 52,602^nd in the world and 1^st in Wrexham for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.46 law-abiding acts per hour.